I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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