- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Your mother is average.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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