- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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