Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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