Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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run farther?

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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