- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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