- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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