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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

You wanna see something really scary?

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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