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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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