- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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