Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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Wolfjob.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter anyway because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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