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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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