How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

My Boyfriend

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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