- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

"Knock knock" Come in!

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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