- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Call of Duty is a good game.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Screw it you write the joke.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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