Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

And Stephen Hawking said.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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