- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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