How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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How high is the sky? True or False

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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