- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Sex

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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