- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

black chicken. kfc

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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