- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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