What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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