- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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