where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Pickle

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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