- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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