- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Your mom.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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