- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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