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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

tim has no humor

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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