A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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