- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

your face

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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