What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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Drew Knowles is gay

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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womans having rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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