- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

black people

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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