- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Black people.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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