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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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