- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Robin, get in the car, please.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

haha Otarts was here

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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