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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Your mother is so fat.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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