- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

What's worse than this That :(

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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