- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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