Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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