- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Why did the dog die? He was old

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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