There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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I drive a 'rarri

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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