- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

i saw amango it splootered

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Gordon Brown smiles.

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