- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

A hill billy went fishing

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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