- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

ask me if im a door yes

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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