- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

I put my baby in a microwave.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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