- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??