- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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