- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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