- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Politics

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

* anti-punchline

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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