What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

I enjoy Popcorn

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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