- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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