- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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