roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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Set up Punch line.

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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