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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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What's big and long? My dick.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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