- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

KILL WHITEY

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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