What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

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A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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Trump will make America great again.

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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