- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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