- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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