No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

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What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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