How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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