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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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