- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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