what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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