Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Women's rights.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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