- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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