- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Gretta has five legs? -no

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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