- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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