- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

What did the man with no head say to the women?

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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