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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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