Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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