- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

my mind's eye?

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

AIDS

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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