If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What's worse than this That :(

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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