Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

womans having rights.

nothing

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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