- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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