What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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knock knock!? . . No.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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