do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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Anti Joke

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