- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

why dont they make black forks

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A child walks into a classroom.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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