Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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