- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Your Mom The End.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

I like that, but why am I happy?

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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