- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Caramel Boing.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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