- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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