Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

Your Mom

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Who is big and stupid My brother

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

What do I hate? people

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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