- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

But who would want to sell us out and why?

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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