What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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