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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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