- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

How do you end a sentence

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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