- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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