so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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