Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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