- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

George W. Bush

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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