- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

the WNBA.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

My wife made me a sandwich

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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