- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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