- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Where's my tractor?

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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