yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

My wife made me a sandwich

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

An Asian person drove home safely.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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