- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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