Banana Hamock.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

An Asian person drove home safely.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

Stephen Hawking

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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