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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Badabing.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

And you honored it I see :P

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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