- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

George W. Bush

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

A black student graduated High School

Justin Beiber

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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