- Anti Joke

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Chris Bosh's neck

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

I? Everett