- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Stop procrastinating.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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