How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Maths.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Anti Joke

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