what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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Stop procrastinating.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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