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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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