A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

THE GAME

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

your mom is so fat.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Womens rights.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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