What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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An anti-joke

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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AIDS

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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