A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

why girl die cancer

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

The Charlotte Bobcats

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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