- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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