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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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