- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Poop.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Yo mama so fat.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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