- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

rawrrrrrrrrrrr

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

your no better than a cockroach

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

John lazzaro likes dick

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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