- Anti Joke

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily