- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

what happened to your carpool? they died.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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