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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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