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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Knock knock.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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