knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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