- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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