- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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