- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

I read the terms of service.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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