Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

silver bullet?

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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