Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Diarrhea

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Anti Joke

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