- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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