Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

black chicken. kfc

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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