What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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salad days!

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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