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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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