- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

White NBA players.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

asdf

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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