- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

A shark ate your mom

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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