- Anti Joke

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.