- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

How do you end a sentence

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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