Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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