You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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This isn't funny.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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