What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

This is a joke.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

womens rights

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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