Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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