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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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