Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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