First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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FUCK YOU

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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