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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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