- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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