Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What's old and wrinkly? old people

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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