Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Tilt your screen back .

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Anti Joke

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