- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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