man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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