- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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