A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why was the Irish Cop happy to see the Mexican family killed in a accident? Because the Lopez family were a family known for generosity and selflessness. It came as no surprise to anyone who knew Steven Lopez and his beloved family that they were all organ donors and not only that but Shelly Lopez, Steven's oldest daughter had blood type O negative (the universal donor). Officer McO'Brianiganly's wife is dying in the hospital in need of a kidney transplant, doctors have given her just weeks to live. Now, thanks to unfortunate events for la familia Lopez., Officer McO'Brianiganly and his wife can live a long happy life together, just as they always imagined.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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