- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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