Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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lets bomb africa

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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are u black unlucky

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Anti Joke

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