- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

There was an american man on the way to work.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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