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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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