- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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