- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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