- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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