What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

haha black people :D

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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