- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

why wont me daughter eat my feces

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

why did matt die? He had cancer

Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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