- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

Dyslexics are teople poo

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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