- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom The End.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

what came first the chicken or the chips

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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