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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

No soup for you!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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