What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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