- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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