Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

knock knock come in !

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

DEATH.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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