- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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