''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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rocky is here again.......................

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Anti Joke

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