why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

my wife out of the kitchen

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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