Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Continents are large islands.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Where's the soap?

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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A bar walks into a man

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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