- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Face...tastes like chicken!

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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