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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

13 =B you just learned something

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

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