- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Women's rights

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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