- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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