- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Nero, sure you are okay?

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

I don't believe in giraffes.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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