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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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