- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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