Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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