- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

A man walked into a bar owch

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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