- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Why? Why not?

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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