- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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