What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Fine, ladies first.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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