- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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