- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Tony Romo

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