- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

run farther?

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Pickles are powerful

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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