Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Yo mama so fat.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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