- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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