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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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