What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Chris is hairy

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Arrow in the Knee!

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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