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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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