Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Tall asians

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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