What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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hey guys im gay

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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