what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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