How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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