- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

knock knock who's there? faith

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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