A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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PIED NINNY!

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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