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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Rush Limbaugh

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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